people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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