So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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