He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
All the doctor said was why
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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