i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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