Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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