If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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Floor bacon is actually really good
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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