Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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