Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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