1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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