did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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