brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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