I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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