your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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