yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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