I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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