i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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