Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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