he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Randomize
