lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You pole danced in your parka.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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