my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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