a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties