I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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