does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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