ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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