its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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