i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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