it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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