It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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