at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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