Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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