i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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