Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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