thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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