I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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