Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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