Sry I called you an 8
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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