They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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