well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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