Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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