I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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