Whod you bang
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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