Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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