What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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