Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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