Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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