therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't think brook has ever known best
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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