She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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