Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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