i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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