my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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