I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
My breasts were aching with rage.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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