exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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