We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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