Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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