I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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