she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Alive.
So much puke
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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